I want to be nominated for the post of GLOBAL MARKETING DIRECTOR FOR STEELBAND MUSIC. I don't need a office or salary or $95,000 honorarium or rental car or travel allowance or telephone or interviews with local journalists or a 3-year contract with GYPSY and DOLLY or a staff.
My mission statement is encapsulated in my TITLE which basically involves taking QUALITY STEELDRUM MUSIC and PERFORMANCE around the world in its various forms. Over the years I have shared fragments of the program on THIS FORUM so the plan is well developed.
Since I consider BILL CLINTON the GREATEST PRESIDENT in my lifetime (although he was too chicken to kill Bin Laden when he had the chance -- but what do you expect from LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTS but wimpishness) I am heeding his fundamental political strategy of getting out there and directly ASKING FOR YOUR VOTE.
THE CIP and BEVERLEY WITH THE TOBAGO VOTES and GREGORY and MERRYTONES and AINSWORTH MOHAMMED and GAY FLAMINGOES and MARCUS ASH and RUSSELL PROVIDENCE and MR. KEITH DIAZ (ah does always BIG YOU UP and call you the GREATEST POLITICIAN IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD) and BERTEL GITTENS and SILVER STARS (the greatest sounding STEELBAND in the world): My name is Claude Gonzales and I am running for the PAN TRINBAGO POST of GLOBAL MARKETING DIRECTOR FOR STEELBAND MUSIC and I would like you to VOTE FOR ME!!!
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Will absentee vote be accepted
Earl: Dem PAN TRINBAGO EXECUTIVES don't even know the meaning of the word "absentee" -- me and MARCUS just having fun because ah finally feel that I meet a pardner with a MOCKING TONE like me!!!
You have MY vote. As a matter of FACT, if I have my way, you are on the top of my list for that lol
Marcus: If you really want to know, you could easily find 10,000 EXPATS across THE GLOBE who really love PAN MUSIC and are willing to contribute to its GLOBAL PROGRESS. And this is why we need a PROGRESSIVE PAN TRINBAGO without thieves like SHEPPARD and FORTEAU and DIAZ and JOSEPH who stole 43 million dollar$ in 9 years.
So yuh gettting ready to DIVE INTO A DEEP POND ... but you are QUITE WELCOME!!!
Ah think yuh have THE BELLY!!!