To whom it my concern,
considering the humiliating act of disrespect that is reported to have been perpetrated against Mr. Bertram Kellman on the night of the 2018 Panorama finals at the Queens Park Savannah, is there a likelihood that the architects of that action already:
Have the future of the Pan in their hands?
Are chosen as builders of the steelpan industry?
Know how many grams of steel it takes to make a bass pan?
Know the degree of heat required to burn a cello pan?
Know the size of the rubber to beat a high single tenor?
Have the secret of making pan wrapped up inside of their hands?
After all, a drum factory is no longer a figment of Stalin's, or anyone's imagination, is it?
Is it unreasonable to request of The World Governing Body for Pan the use of its good office, and its influence to speedily annihilate "The Vultures Who Don't Care a Damn About We Culture", to whom The Black Stalin made reference of in the penultimate verse of his calypso Mr. Panmaker?
Yours respectfully in pan.
P.S.
It is noteworthy, and extremely disappointing that some of the most highly respected contributors to this forum, persons of eminence, who found it necessary in the not too distant past to publicly and openly raise their esteemed voices critically, to humiliate, do not seem to be willing to share their opinions publicly, and may have side stepped this issue like A Stool of Canine Fecal Matter (An object I am sure they can all describe in the vernacular) on a Trinidad and Tobago sidewalk (pavement).
I take no prisoners!
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