When DOCTOR DOLLY got THE AUDIT she saw that there was an 800,000$ "LOAN" payment to one EXECUTIVE and a 300,000$ payment to another EXECUTIVE. So she said: Well they have to PAY THIS MONEY BACK ... I need to contact them about this.
But while DOLLY was is school studying ORGANIC and INORGANIC CHEMISTRY -- dem fellahs was in the GHETTO studying RACKET. So they way ahead ah THE DOLLY. And they may not be as smart as her (and they never expected that detailed audit) but they quickly realized that a LOAN had to be PAID BACK -- and came up with an escape clause.
Dey write back DOCTOR DOLLY and tell her: We made a mistake in reporting. Ah BIG MISTAKE!!! Those were NOT LOANS -- THOSE WERE GIFTS. DOCTOR DOLLY nearly had ah heart attack like KEITH DIAZ when she first cornered him a few years ago.
Because this is the same DOLLY that said that THE MINISTRY OF CULTURE and the NCC have ZERO JURISDICTION over PAN TRINBAGO. So if these EXECUTIVES want to give themselves over ONE MILLION$ in GIFTS -- dat is dem business. From money handed over BY HER!!!
So dem TWO EXECUTIVES take 1.1 million dollars of PAN MEN MONEY and GIFTED IT to themselves. CHRIST could come from HEAVEN or the devil could come from HELL and ain't NOTHING that DOLLY or GYPSY or COLIN could do to regain dem PAN MEN MONEY.
Me and Mercer Ramdoo think that that is QUITE A FUNNY STORY!!!
Richard Pryor: That's the politics, baby!!!
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