As the ONLY REAL TRINIDADIAN left in THE WORLD -- ah go have to TELL HIM OFF!!!
Look MISTER CARONI INDIAN -- I have been PUSHING CHUTNEY-SOCA for years on THIS FORUM ... much to the FRUSTRATION of the AFRO-TRINI readers.
How much times I have to tell ALLYUH PEOPLE that I am a NATIONALIST TRINIDADIAN -- A REAL TRINIDADIAN. I am not going to waste time defining that term -- except to say that it is COUNTRY BEFORE RACE.
But since THAT INDIAN chose to challenge me -- I will tell him flat that I KNOW more about PROMOTING CHUTNEY-SOCA GLOBALLY more than any INDIAN in TRINIDAD.
Now TRUTH BE TOLD -- I should be in a MENTAL HOSPITAL. Because I have LONG HEARD THE GLOBALLY ACCEPTED VOICES of PAN and SOCA and CHUTNEY in my head -- long before the "WE SO TALENTED TRINIS" could ever envision what THE WORLD WANTS TO HEAR FROM OUR CULTUREand go into a studio and record it..
So if CARONI really wants to GO GLOBAL with SOCA CHUTNEY -- DEY BETTER CALL SAUL ... ah mean DEY BETTER CALL CLAUDE!!!
The world just lost a SELF-PRAISER in DONALD TRUMP; so ah I am CHANNELING THE DONALD in the REALM OF THE CULTURE OF TRINIDAD ... as THE DONALD used to say -- A LOT OF PEOPLE have told me that I have the BEST UNDERSTANDING OF GLOBALIZING PAN and CHUTNEY-SOCA and CALYPSO en EL MUNDO!!!
And I WOULD not LIE -- if you are STUCK DOWN IN CARONI or you are PIMPING THE PANORAMA as a HIGH PRICED ARRANGER or you are pretending to be a leader and stealing money from the NCC or PAN TRINABGO or TUCO ... YOU HAVE ZERO CHANCE OF GOING GLOBAL. So go sell your story to the NEW MINISTER OF CULTURE and collect YOUR GRANTS and DRINK YOUR RUM
But doh try to MAMAGUY a BIG MAN about PROMOTING THE CULTURE GLOBALLY!!!
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