In the history of PAN TRINBAGO ELECTIONS there has never been an election campaign of this magnitude. TEAM after TEAM visiting PAN YARDS, presenting candidates, delivering STUMP SPEECHES, making promises of UTOPIA and SONG, and is some cases PASSING SOME SMALL CHANGE.
The PAN MEN have gone GAGA, their heads DIZZY from all this ATTENTION. So under such intense pressure to VOTE for TEAM A or TEAM B or TEAM C or TEAM D and being badgered for an immediate commitment, the PAN MEN have come up with their own ELECTION STRATEGY.
The PAN MEN are telling all the candidates who visit their PAN YARD: Yes, Man!!! We voting for you for sure. And all the candidates are WALKING TALL when they leave the PAN YARD smiling to themselves and saying: WE CATCH DEM WITH WE BIG SPEECH!!!
Even in TOBAGO, where BEVERLEY should have 42 VOTES locked down -- they are promising to vote for SHEPPARD and FORTEAU and JOSEPH once they saw PATRICK ARNOLD "hanging" with those candidates.
So I have dismissed all my POLLSTERS and sent them to help with the FLOOD RELIEF, instead.
Because after all that sophisticated and expensive campaigning (culminating in a MASSIVE EVENT at SILVER STARS PAN YARD TONIGHT for TEAM REBUILD) and the social media campaigns and the swarming of the local newspapers and radio and television and the DUPLICATE PROMISES by the PAN MEN -- we still have to wait until SUNDAY to find out WHO GO WIN and WHO GO LOSE!!!
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