Needless to say, I am EXCITED today. NOMINATION DAY!!! Now I don't put it past FORTEAU and DIAZ to declare half of the NOMINATION FORMS null and void with whatever spurious reasoning they could conjure. And end up postponing the ELECTIONS for another three years.
I want to be appointed GLOBAL MARKETING DIRECTOR for STEELDRUM MUSIC and PERFORMANCE and I have to VET Mercer Ramdoo to see if he could make it as my VICE PRESIDENT.
A lot of money is being spent on THIS CAMPAIGN and I am getting the feeling that the winner will be in some financier's pocket just like the ONE PERCENT have ....
The one thing that is confusing me about THIS CAMPAIGN is how BEVERLEY sitting down quite in TOBAGO and hiring men in Trinidad to run her campaign while the OTHER CANDIDATES driving up and down the country meeting with STEELBANDS in their yards and wooing delegates in South and along the East-West corridor (all the way to TOCO) and in the TOWN and the rest of the NORTH. And on THIS FORUM she refuse to come and GIVE A BIG SPEECH instead she send BUGS and Cecil and odw to do the heavy lifting with an election slogan that WOMAN IS BOSS.
Beverley: Yuh see how many times TRUMP ditch CAMPAIGN MANAGERS and he still end up winning. Time to fire GREGORY LINDSAY and DANE GULSTON and hire yourself a new crew. Dem fellahs cannot deliver you to the PROMISE LAND.
But if yuh win, BEVERLEY, I still want to be appointed GLOBAL MARKETING DIRECTOR for STEELDRUM MUSIC and PERFORMANCE. All I need is a WEBSITE and OFFICAL TITLE and we taking PAN MUSIC 24,901 miles around the world!!!
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Claude: there are some interesting faces who have dropped in nominations today. I really can't wait to see your reaction when the official list on nominees are released. I think I need another bag of popcorn and coke for tomorrow and I may have to spend the day here on WST! LOL
I doh care about your POPCORN and COKE. Every morning when I wake up drinking OVALTINE -- I asking myself when MARCUS go send me dem COCOA STICKS so I could grate them and get some SENIOR HORMONES regenerated!!!
Inbox me ur address lol
Calude: ah almost didn't make it in. Last second clearance. LOL .
Marcus: You and me is PARDNERS FOR LIFE!!! I think that we have a few common (cynical or observational?) elements!!!
NOMINATIONS CLOSE!!!
Mr. Forteau and Mr. Joseph EVERYBODY waiting to see THE LIST. Time to END THE GAME and make the list PUBLIC!!!
What Beverley has is LEADERSHIP, she in Tobago and have thing running smooth in T'dad. After she win I'll get you that job yuh askin for.
Cecil: When Hillary was running I told you that I wanted you to get me a CANADIAN VISA because if she win I was moving to Canada. Well I want you to reapply for me because if Beverley win ah leaving America (plus ah man cyar even drink ah couple beers in this country without dem LIBERALS terrorizing him -- what kinda country is this) and ah going to this little town called PICTON (ONTARIO) where an old friend of mine has a little cottage right on the edge of the lake and ah doh want no TV, telephone, internet, WST, newspapers or NOTHING.
Ah just plain old giving up ON THE PAN TING.
And doh cut no style on me with the persona non grata ting because Jerry Bain tell me it have ah big HOLE in the border ah could pass through.
KERON VALENTINE for PRESIDENT and AQUIL ARRINDELL for VICE PRESIDENT!!! Or Canada here I come!!!