Keron: Yuh see how much MOMENTUM we built up -- you doing what you are doing on THE GROUND and me RUNNING YOUR INTERNET CAMPAIGN. After all, you are a MODERN MAN of the INTERNET ERA and you are the ONLY CANDIDATE who has a 24/7 INTERNET CAMPAIGN MANAGER leading your charge to VICTORY.
What is SO GREAT about you and me is that I do not even need INSTRUCTIONS from you to RUN THIS CAMPAIGN. Like we are TELEPATHIC.
Now we have a little PROBLEM with the news today and I don't want to end up calling ANYBODY any names or STEPPING DOWN into GUTTER POLITICS -- which your CHIEF OPPONENT is quite happy to descend to. All I will say is that man is a little susceptible to political manipulation right now. And they are not finished taking advantage of him as yet -- their WORST is yet to come.
But you hired a GOOD CAMPAIGN MANAGER. You are the FIRST CANDIDATE in PAN TRINBAGO HISTORY to hire an INTERNET CAMPAIGN MANAGER. And I will tell you a little secret right out in the OPEN.
BEVERLEY and BOOGSIE don't even have a CLUE about what DIRTY POLITICS is. So I suggest that you call a meeting with them and tell them that YOUR INTERNET CAMPAIGN MANAGER is kindly asking them NOT to escalate the DIRTY TRICKS because your INTERNET CAMPAIGN MANAGER is WILLING to DRIVE DOWN the DIRTY TRICKS HIGHWAY FASTER than the CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL could imagine. And dem does see some SERIOUS SPEED EVERY DAY!!!
The GOOD NEWS is that we are STILL UP IN THE POLLS. And I am trying to get THE FORTEAU to reduce the TOBAGO VOTING BANDS down to about 18. As bright as you are you could figure out the rest.
Yours Truly,
Your INTERNET CAMPAIGN MANAGER
Claude Gonzales!!!
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