Bugs: You are chasing a small time Trinidad Gangsta yet you are writing a script as if it is John Dillinger or Al Capone or Pablo Escobar or El Chapo or Boysie Singh you are trying to capture and imprison. Every time I sign on to WST you have a new detective on the case and your entire audience is sitting on the edge of their seats waiting to see KEITH DIAZ in handcuffs headed to the Royal Jail. But when I read the newspaper, the story is always different. KEITH DIAZ is surrounded by a team of lawyers and he is still Scott Free running his GANGSTA ORGANIZATION in the Land of Steelband and Calypso.
He has even been hired as HEAD OF PRODUCTION for PANORAMA by the NCC and is being paid a salary for that undertaking. And the School Girl detective you have currently assigned to the case cannot even finish an audit before SEPTEMBER 2017.
You sent Patrick Arnold to stop the GANGSTA, he got voted out. You sent Beverley Ramsey to rat him out and she went back to Tobago to plant peas. You sent Byron Serrette to steal confidential PAN TRINBAGO documents and display them in the press, he ran back to the Customs. Then you sent two amateur politicians to make KEITH DIAZ sign a resignation letter and that venture ended up breaking hearts in audiences around the world.
Now you have the Minister of Culture joining the wild goose chase looking to audit the GANGSTA FILES -- AFTER CARNAVAL. And you really think that this is the scene where KEITH DIAZ puts on the ORANGE PRISON JUMP SUIT. How many times before have you promised this ending to the script and we were forced into some kind of GROUNDHOG DAY loop.
Please remember that there are 1000 starving actors lined up and waiting to play the role of PRESIDENT OF PAN TRINBAGO. So please hurry up and finish this torturous script!!!
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First Claude let me be the first to alert you to a February surprise. You will need a new helmet. Lebron is launching a preemptive strike. His good buddy Melo will be joining the Clippers to team up with his other good buddy CP3. Like you went and got Durant for nothing.
Now lets give Doctor Dolly some credit. She has lasted longer than all the others. You have to appreciate that she operating in a hostile environment and still in the ring.
There was a delay in finding the nuts-man, roti-man and bottle waterman. They are coming in as corroborating witnesses for something called kickbacks. We need to get their story before the state takes them away. I heard that Rolly Polly could get a year of R&R in Club Jail for every illegal peanut the nut-man sold. Now that's a lot of nuts over the years. Luckily for Rolly Polly, the nuts man kept impeccable records. Now depending on how this consecutive versus concurrent thing works, Rolly Polly could be in R&R mode for a long time. He will need more than two lawyers.
Ask Rolly Polly to turn state witness and give up D'Photo and that company FLC.
Do you have any recommendations on who could play the part of the nuts-man?
bugs
Todays Guardian, shows that in defiance PanTrinbago executives are in denial.....
Doctor PM and Minister Dolly bring that government audit on NOW Minister Dolly right now for that foolish insidious act of condemnation to accuse the intervenors of hostile takeover ...before those executive officers BURN DOWN de office like WASA...before de audit even start....... And let the chips fall where they may....for that outta timing remark....please madam...start the audit NOW.......Peace