Well BERTEL GITTENS decided to take a little vacation in AMERICA and little did he know that THE TRIVIAL MONKEYS would run LOOSE and WILD in his abscence ...

[Claude Gonzales]

... and now is POOR BEVERLEY paying THE PRICE.

Well, this might be a little bit too psychologically subtle for most ... but, trust me, the DOTS are CONNECTED!!!

Now, to be honest, as long as MEH PARDNER MARCUS eh getting HANG for BEVERLEY CRIMES -- I eh have no problem with that. But life is a BIT MORE COMPLEX than the TRIVIAL MINDS could imagine!!! And I hope that BEVERLEY was not responsible for RILING UP THE MONKEYS ....

[Claude Gonzales]

... ah have to BLAME IAN FRANKLIN for not TAMING THE ANIMALS .. in the interim!!!