... and yuh want to SELL CHANGE because yuh hear OBAMA with THE CHANGE THING and how he was going to be a TRANSFORMATIONAL PRESIDENT. So although you never lived outside of TOBAGO you decided to ADOPT THE TRANSFORMATIONAL THING and run on that word to take over PAN TRINBAGO.
So now yuh get elected with the help of a SIXTY MILLION DOLLAR TIEF and yuh bad like a crab. You going and bring about CHANGE. But yuh on a PANORAMA HEAD because you know it is all about GIMME GIMME (and HUSTLE) and you can't lose with that AGENDA (PROPAGANDA, REALLY).
With that you move the SINGLE PAN PANORAMA into NOVEMBER as a STAND ALONE EVENT.
Okay, we going along with that!!! And you set the BAND SIZE between 25 and 35 PLAYERS for THE FINALS STAGE. No problem!!! Me and Cecil and Earl and THE WHOLE FACEBOOK CREW and your ENTIRE EXECUTIVE going along with that. EVERYBODY HAPPY!!!
But all of a SUDDEN. When THE SINGLE PANS BANDS reach on YOUR STAGE on FINALS NIGHT -- THE STAGE TOO SMALL for the 35 PLAYERS.
C'MON WOMAN!!! Who yuh trying TO FOOL. How could you make such a FUNDAMENTAL ERROR!!!
(And you had over 25 PANORAMA COMMITTEE MEETINGS planning every detail!!!)
Still, the WORST THING is that ALL YOUR SHEEP are out there TRYING to FOOL THE WORLD that you made this VISIONARY CHANGE that will TURN PANYARDS into CENTERS OF EXCELLENCE and LIFT PAN PLAYERS OUT OF POVERTY and MAKE YOU THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF PAN TRINBAGO -- once you show the world how successfully you could IMPLEMENT YOUR VISION.
And now after THE MASSIVE FAILURE -- YOUR SHEEP are out there LOUDER THAN TRUMP ... PRAISING you for your SUCCESSFUL SHOW and SUCCESSFUL TRANSFORMATION of THE PANORAMA PRODUCT!!!
Now I agree that you COULD FOOL all the TRIVIAL PEOPLE all of the time -- but you CANNOT FOOL ME AND BUGS NONE OF THE TIME!!!.
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